time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
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- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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So it has come to my attention that people want me to cosplay for metrocon. While I’m deciding, anyone have ideas as to what I should cosplay?
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satan asks baby jesus for help
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misha collins as a season 9 regular (◡‿◡✿)
misha collins there everyday (◡‿◡✿)
misha and jensen doing scenes together (◡‿◡✿)
cas and dean doing stuff together (◡‿◡✿)
cas and dean being together everyday (◡‿◡✿)
cas and dean (◡‿◡✿)
dean and castiel canon (◡‿◡✿)
destiel (◕‿◕✿)
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This will always be funny to me.
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i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
