iam-a-lavacake replied to your photo: I told my friend I had a quesadilla and she was… FUCK YOU
wiki-minaj: amanda bynes vagina found dead in apartment. drake prime suspect
nayx: softincense: nayx: being a virgin is ok sex isnt that great just like get some nachos instead Whoever wrote this has clearly never had good sex… Psh. As if nachos compare. nachos always compare you novice
czystiel: thetricksterandtheoptimist: evil-overlordess: Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill. “ Satan was just pretty chill.” what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: If you ever want to win an argument just go “listen here you little shit” Mom: You’re grounded Me: Listen here you little shit
ssjdebusk: theangelshaveallfallen: gabrielrising: cas-is-your-unicorn-dean: first Wednesday without supernatural are you telling me it’s only been a week?? we are not going to make it
Harry: Ginny, this is what's going on, don't you get it? Everyone is in danger that's near to me. We can't be together because if Voldemort is back, which he is, then you're in mortal peril. Don't you get it? It's just like the Spiderman movie! Haven't you seen that? MJ and Peter Parker can't be together.
Ginny: The whole point of Spiderman 2 was that MJ and Peter Parker could be together in the end.
Harry: I know, but the point of Spiderman 3 is that everything sucks and then falls to shit! Ginny, what I'm trying to say is I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hate that movie.
So my brother was trying to find some ointment because he has a rash that has spread to…places apparently and he bursts into the room and yells “MY LOINS ARE BURNING AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY!” AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
zeloismybaby: kindred-spiritss: hamfarto: dildos-and-debutantes: rescuerhera: thejoshinator: mpregbert: ghostgiggles: if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise ask Patrick Star
dickspeightjr: dickspeightjr: what did hitler say right before he died i did nazi that coming just kidding hitler killed himself
*reblogs a shit ton of supernatural stuff because my friend told me thats all I reblog*
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
largebeard: foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...